Three male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful female poodle. The males are speechless before her beauty. Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words "liver" and "cheese" together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me." The black lab speaks up and says, "I love liver and cheese." "Oh, how childish," says the poodle. "That shows no imagination whatsoever." The retriever blurts out, "Um. I HATE liver and cheese." "I guess it's hopeless," says the poodle. "How about you, little guy?" The last one is a chihuahua. He gives her a sly wink and says to the other dogs, "Liver alone- cheese mine."