a funny (?) joke:

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Pippi1313, May 28, 2009.

  1. Pippi1313

    Pippi1313 New Member

    Well... I thought it was funny! Judge for yourself. :D

    A man calls 911 & shouts, "I need help! My wife just fainted in our kitchen!"

    The operator asks where the man lived.
    The man replies: "On Euclipidadiatrrosian Boulevard!"
    Operator: "Can you spell that for me, sir?"

    There's a short pause before the man replies:

    "Ummm... Can I just drag her over to Oak Street???"

  2. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    How can there be any doubt? It's funny as a monologue by the writers for
    _________. (Insert name of your favorite comedian.

    I'm so old I remember when Lucy was called a comedienne, and Pearl S. Buck was
    an authoress.

    The joke in question is kind of a variation on, "If you lost your ring in the bedroom,
    why are you looking in here?"

    "The light's better."

    I don't think one would want to live on that Blvd w/ the long name. The taxes are
    probably higher to pay for the street signs.

    Speaking of oaks, where do oaks come from?
    From acorns.
    Well, then, where do acorns come from?

  3. sisland

    sisland New Member

    Pippi!,,Thanks for Lololo!
  4. Pippi1313

    Pippi1313 New Member

    Acorns come from oak trees, of course!