A Good Housecleaning Philosophy

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by clerty, Mar 31, 2007.

  1. clerty

    clerty New Member













    : I don't do windows because ...I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

    I don't wax floors because ...I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.)

    I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

    I don't disturb cobwebs because ...I want every creature to have a home of their own.

    I don't Spring Clean because ...I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous

    I don't put things away because ...My husband will never be able to find them again.

    I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because ...I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

    I don't iron because . I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".

    Clairex






  2. jmq

    jmq New Member

    You must have gotten that philosophy after visiting my house! I love it.


    jmq
  3. clerty

    clerty New Member

    I stole it !!!!

    Clertyx
  4. GoldensRule

    GoldensRule New Member

    That has worked for me for several years! Thanks for the laugh!
  5. kjschlotte

    kjschlotte New Member

    gotta love it........
  6. Adl123

    Adl123 New Member

    Far out!!!
    I'm keeping this one, if you don't mind.
    Terry