A JOKE for Snowbound, snow-weary friends relatives

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by victoria, Feb 6, 2008.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    For my snow & ice-bound friends and relatives...
    Good laugh to brighten your day.

    As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.

    The trucker lowers the window, and she says
    "Hi, my name is Heather, and I just wanted to tell you, you are losing some of your truckload.'

    The trucker rudely ignores her as he rolls the window up and proceeds down the street.

    When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.

    Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never
    spoken, the blonde says brightly:

    "Hi my name is Heather, and I just wanted to tell you, you are losing some of your load!'

    Shaking his head, the trucker rudely rolls the window up on her, and continues down the street.

    At the 3rd red light, the same thing happens again. Breathlessly,
    the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks once again on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window again.

    Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you ARE LOSING

    The truckdriver rudely runs his window up yet again just as the
    light turns green, and revs up and races to the next red light.

    When he stops this time, however,he hurriedly gets out of the truck and runs back to the blonde before she has a chance to get out of her car again.

    He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says...

    "Hi there, Heather! My name is Kevin!

    Just in case you didn't notice,

    it's winter here,


    I'm driving........

    the SALT TRUCK!"

    [This Message was Edited on 02/06/2008]
  2. sisland

    sisland New Member

    Duh! Heather!,,,,lolol,,,Thanks V!
  3. victoria

    victoria New Member

    Wish I could post it, but probably wouldn't be quite appropriate -
    someone sent me a 'snow fairy' -

    a "polar bear club" member shoveling his sidewalk with angel wings - not obscene, but funny in a 'frigid' way?!

    A friend in the frozen north sent me a message back saying he was gonna find me a 'southern fairy' complete with mold and humidity lol...

    [This Message was Edited on 02/08/2008]