A letter to Tide Ya gotta love it

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Greenbean7, Oct 10, 2007.

  1. Greenbean7

    Greenbean7 New Member

    Dear Tide:

    I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best.

    Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse.

    My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.

    One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse!

    I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!

    In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

    What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect.

    I thank you, once again, for having a great product.

    Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.
  2. bct

    bct Active Member

    Is the blouse still in good condition then? I certainly hope so, it is so difficult to find something you really like, isn't it?

  3. laceymae

    laceymae New Member

    don't forget to resharpen the blades on the leaf mulcher.

  4. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    like that, Greembean. I tred to donate it to the St. Vincent de Paul thrift shop. They sent it back.

    Said it was wrong type.


    PS I'm so old when I was born they didn't have Tide. (But, yes, they did have tides.)

  5. Greenbean7

    Greenbean7 New Member

    Wrong type! Groannnn

    Being Rock I believe you are older than Tide but probably shaped by tides!