I did not take a bath today and I don't really care. It seems like too much energy to comb my knotted hair. My teeshirt has the sleeves cut out, My jogging pants have rips, But that's okay because at least They hang loose on my hips. I washed my face and brushed my teeth And that will have to do. I can't find the remote control And boy, that makes me blue! I got a new nail polish to try But cannot reach my toes. I shrugged and painted the dog's instead, Oh well, that's how it goes. My husband said, I wonder if You might consider this... If you cleaned up a little bit I might give you a kiss! I did not take a bath today And though you wish I would, I might not take a bath tomorrow Even if I could.