A must read for every parent, this is good

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by ckball, May 7, 2007.

  1. ckball

    ckball New Member

    Subject: Why Parent's Drink
    > A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was
    nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up
    prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the Worst
    premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
    > Dear Dad:
    > It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with
    my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have
    been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would
    not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle
    clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the
    passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a
    trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole wint er. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened
    my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing
    it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for
    cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure
    for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I
    know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit
    so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
    > Love, Your Son John
    > PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted
    to remind you that there are worse things in life than a report card that's in
    my center desk drawer.
    > I love you.
    > Call me when it's safe to come home.

    I hope everyone has a nice day-Carla
  2. pumpkinpatch

    pumpkinpatch New Member

    This is a good one. Had a good chuckle! Going to send this to my sister, she has a 17 year old son with a steady girlfriend!!

  3. Fmandy

    Fmandy New Member

    Broke my mind it did, lol! Whew wouldn't you hate to ever read anything like that????

    Thanks for the laugh :)

  4. ckball

    ckball New Member

    you can always know it could be worse-Carla