A Politically Correct Celebration Wish

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by painterZ, Dec 10, 2008.

  1. painterZ

    painterZ New Member

    Hi all...this was posted by someone last year and I kept it around because I loved it so much. Enjoy...

    Please accept
    with no obligation, implied or implicit.

    My BEST Wishes
    For an environmentally conscious,
    Socially responsible,
    Low-stress, non-addictive,
    Gender neutral celebration,
    Practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
    Persuasion of your choice,
    Or secular practices of your choice,
    With respect for the religious/secular persuasion,
    And/Or traditions of others,
    Or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

    I also wish you,
    A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling,
    And medically uncomplicated recognition
    Of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2009,
    But not without due respect for the calendars of choice
    Of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make
    America great.
    (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country and
    not the only America in the Western Hemisphere.)

    AND without regard to the race, creed, age, color, physical ability, religious faith,
    Or sexual preference of the wishee.

    By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms:
    This greeting is subject to clarification or withdraw.

    It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.

    It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

    This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.


  2. Granniluvsu

    Granniluvsu Well-Known Member

    That is really cute but I think many have gotten to/or are trying to be, too politically correct nowadays. Where did you get that anyway ?

    That would be a great forward to send around to folks, if people were patient enough to read it all (-: !!

    The not to politcally correct , (-: !!

  3. painterZ

    painterZ New Member

    I think someone posted it on here sometime last year. I've e-mailed around 'cause I thought is was hilarious...problem is some people just don't get my sense of humor:)