A Politically Correct Christmas Message

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by paulmack, Dec 20, 2006.

  1. paulmack

    paulmack New Member

    A 'PC' Christmas message

    I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends and colleagues, but it is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my solicitor yesterday, and on there advice I wish to say the following:

    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

    I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted Gregorian calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

    By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

    No trees were harmed in the sending of this message.
  2. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    I feel imbued w/ the holiday spirit after reading the above greeting.It has truly warmed the cockles of my heart.

    I certainly hope you don't get into trouble for publishing w/o a copyright notice.
  3. kholmes

    kholmes New Member

    I especially liked the "generally accepted Gregorian year 2007" part.

    I almost spit out my vegan egg nog.
  4. mezombie

    mezombie Member

    I unconditionally accept your terms. Thank you.[This Message was Edited on 12/20/2006]
  5. boltchik

    boltchik New Member

    I am soooo tired of "political correctness", that was great comic relief! Have a great day. Kim :)
  6. Rosiebud

    Rosiebud New Member

    we all have to be very pc these days, what a pain it is.

    A Merry Christmas to you too.

  7. sisland

    sisland New Member

    Kool This is just what i needed to Hear! Funny how all the political correctness makes us Laugh huh!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Hope you have a great Holiday Anyway! lol,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,S
  8. windblade

    windblade Active Member

    Thanks for the great laugh! Wishing all the same right back at you.