A stress free holiday

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Greenbean7, Dec 11, 2006.

  1. Greenbean7

    Greenbean7 New Member

    I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.

    By following the simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

    Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished."

    So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn’t finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off

    a bottle of Merlot,
    a bottle of White Zinfandel,
    a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream,
    a bottle of Kahlua,
    a package of Oreos,
    the remainder of my
    old Prozac prescription,
    the rest of the cheesecake,
    some Doritos and a
    box of chocolates.

    You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

    Please pass this on to those you feel might be in need of inner peace.

    Have a stress free holiday!!


    Stop and smell the puppies!
  2. elliespad

    elliespad Member

    Bailey's, and Kahlua, and Oreos and cheesecake, and Doritos, and chocolate. I can feel the ZEN.
  3. ksp56

    ksp56 Member

    If you don't mind... I think I will print and copy this so it can be tatooed (sp) down my left arm! This way I will never forget the rules of stress free living!

    Hmm, I do think I have a bottle of Merlot............

    Thanks Greenbean! This really made me laugh!

  4. boltchik

    boltchik New Member

    Thanks for the laugh! So true, I did already get into the cheesecake today! :) Kim
  5. hugs4evry1

    hugs4evry1 New Member

    My idea of Peace on Earth!!!!!!!!

    No wonder I quit drinking years ago.....


    Nancy B