A thought for today!

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by elliespad, Oct 9, 2010.

  1. elliespad

    elliespad Member

    To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
    And those who don't and are always
    seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

    As Ben Franklin said:
    In wine there is wisdom,
    In beer there is freedom,
    In water there is bacteria.

    In a number of carefully controlled trials,
    Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
    1 litre of water each day,
    At the end of the year we would have absorbed
    More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
    Found in feces.
    In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poo..

    We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
    (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
    Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
    Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

    Water = Poo,
    Wine = Health.
    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
    Than to drink water and be full of shit.

    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
    I'm doing it as a public service!


    LEFTYGG Member

    im going to start drinking alcohol. hahahaha love gail
  3. victoria

    victoria New Member

    And, let's add what "Maxine" says,

    "Brownies are health food...

    if you count mental health!"