All i needed to know

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by MelaC, Dec 14, 2006.

  1. MelaC

    MelaC New Member

    All I Needed to Know About
    Life I learned from Santa

    Encourage people to believe in you.

    Always remember who's naughty and who's nice.

    Don't pout.

    It's as much fun to give as it is to receive.

    Some days it's ok to feel a little chubby.

    Make your presents known.

    Always ask for a little bit more than what you really want.

    Bright red can make anyone look good.

    Wear a wide belt and no-one will notice how many pounds you've gained.

    If you only show up once a year, everyone will think you're very important.

    Whenever you're at a loss for words, say:
    "HO, HO, HO!"

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