almost daily funnies

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by daylight, Jun 4, 2009.

  1. daylight

    daylight New Member

    at my rate they will be almost monthly funnies. =)
    Family Problems

    Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems.

    Finally, the other man said, "You think you have family problems?

    Listen to my situation. A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter, and we got married. Later my father married my stepdaughter.

    That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became my stepson.

    Also, my wife became mother -in-law of her father-in-law.

    "Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son, but he was also the son of my wife's daughter, which made him my wife's grandson. That made me the grandfather of my half-brother. "This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the grandmother. This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife.

    I'm my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I'm my own grandfather!
  2. Debra49659

    Debra49659 New Member

    I head was spinning half way! Funnier yet is that these things do occur:)

    Thanks for the chuckle daylight!
  3. butterflydream

    butterflydream New Member

    Wondering if your head was spinning typing this one. LOL

    i enjoy Funnies, we all need a good laugh.
    Sad to say but this one in todays world could have truth to it.

    Enjoy reading your posts

  4. JimB51

    JimB51 Member

    I had the same experience, .... but now it all makes sense! (?)

    Very Funny.
  5. Pippi1313

    Pippi1313 New Member

    But can you answer this:

    If a cow & a calf,
    eat a bale & a half,
    in a day & a half-
    How much do they eat in a week?

  6. JimB51

    JimB51 Member

    1 1/2 bales for mon.&1/2 of Tues. -then 1/2 bale for the other half of Tues plus 1 bale for Wed. .. That's 3 bales in three days. (6 bales in 6 days). That's 1 bale per day. - add one bale for the 7th day.
    ... 7 days(one week)= 7 BALES IN A WEEK. ... I think!
    hmmm !
  7. JimB51

    JimB51 Member

    I've never actually seen a half a cow, but I don't think they would eat much.
    ... well, at least not the back half! lol
  8. gapsych

    gapsych New Member

    I think you should have a black box warning on your posts that if you are foggy, your posts could cause further brain damage, LOL!

  9. daylight

    daylight New Member

    Yep . your tooo funnny! lol This one did make my brain whirl around a bit.