;) <<<< AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES >>>>

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by victoria, Nov 19, 2008.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    AMAZING & SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

    1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

    2. MEN: AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK. WOMEN: USE SUPERGLUE TO GLUE THE SEAT DOWN.

    3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. (REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.)

    4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM
    ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

    5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
    BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

    6. YOU ONLY NEED 3 TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40, A HAMMER, AND DUCT TAPE.. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE HAMMER &/OR DUCT TAPE.

    7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH ANY OF THOSE, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM. . . OR CALL THE PLUMBER.


    Hope that helps some of you with your household chores/problems!

  2. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    Oh, thank you too many. I've been looking for something like this forever. Actually I thought it would be 6002 things you can fix w/ vinegar...or lemon juice...or hydrogen peroxide.

    On a more serial note, number three, cutting, used to be a medical procedure as recently as the l9th century. Drs would cut you or apply leeches. Supposed to help w/ a lot of medical conditions.

    The whole idea is enough to make me blanch.


    Rock
  3. jole

    jole Member

    Great start to my day...I really needed that!!!! :&gt;)

    And Jean, your comments were just tooo cute!!***Jole***
  4. victoria

    victoria New Member

    You never know when something dismissed might be validated! Leeches are also used for debridement of gangrene & wounds... and I kind of wonder if bleeding didn't get started because of hemochromatosis (iron overload syndrome, the treatment IS to give blood until iron levels normalize!)

    Anyway, shaking or hitting a TV used to work quite well in my experience up until quite recently!