An e-mail funny - About Moms -

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by crumpton, Jan 20, 2006.

  1. crumpton

    crumpton New Member

    Received this as an e-mail today and they made me laugh so I am sending a copy for everyone because we all need a laugh
    Hope you have a great day or as good as you can!

    Subject: Why God Made Moms....
    "Why God made moms" answers given by elementary school age children to the following questions:

    Why did God make mothers?
    1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
    2. Mostly to clean the house.
    3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

    How did God make mothers?
    1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
    2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
    3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger

    What ingredients are mothers made of?
    1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in
    the world and one dab of mean.
    2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use
    string, I think.

    Why did God give you your mother and not some other Mom?
    1. We're related.
    2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.

    What kind of little girl was your Mom?
    1. My Mom has always been my Mom and none of that other stuff.
    2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty
    3. They say she used to be nice.

    What did Mom need to know about dad before she married him?
    1. His last name.
    2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk
    on beer?
    3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to

    Why did your Mom marry your dad?
    1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
    2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
    3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

    Who's the boss at your house?
    1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a
    2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
    3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

    What's the difference between moms and dads?
    1. Moms work at work & work at home & dads just go to work at work.
    2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
    3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause
    that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.

    What does your Mom do in her spare time?
    1. Mothers don't do spare time.
    2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

    What would it take to make your Mom perfect?
    1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of
    plastic surgery.
    2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd dye it, maybe blue.

    If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?
    1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
    2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did
    it and not me.
    3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on her back.

    "Dear Lord," the preacher began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "without you we are but dust..." He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedient little girl (who was listening carefully) leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mommy, WHAT is butt dust?" Church was pretty much over at that point...

  2. fivesue

    fivesue New Member

    How halarious! I needed to laugh...loved the one about how the dad got to old to do anything else with. And the plastic surgery. Too cute.

    Thank you so much for sharing this. Warmed my heart; now I have to go turn up the heater because the rest of me is cold.

  3. crumpton

    crumpton New Member

    I love to laugh and to read all the funny posts and e-mails. It makes my day. I'm always glad when I have found one to share.

    I'm so glad that I can copy the joke because I sure can not tell one. I forget half of it if I have to tell it.

    Keep smiling!
  4. Mamalovinit

    Mamalovinit New Member

    I love to read the funny things in life.
  5. JLH

    JLH New Member


    This was soooooooo much fun reading!!
  6. jaltair

    jaltair New Member

    It seems that I come to this Board when I'm at my worst, and this type of light humerous post helps lift the gloom, just what the doc ordered.

    When I read other more serious posts, either (1) my brain fog is too thick to get through the whole post or understand it, or (2) I feel more ill from reading everyone's problems!

    Thanks again.

    Warm wishes, Jeannette

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