An old joke, real old,

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Bruin63, Jul 25, 2009.

  1. Bruin63

    Bruin63 Member

    Tater Salad

    Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other,
    and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato,
    which they called 'Yam.'
    Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

    When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.
    They warned her about going out and getting half-baked,
    so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed,
    and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,'
    and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.
    Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into
    the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!
    But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home
    and become a Couch Potato either.
    She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be
    skinny like her Shoestring cousins.

    When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato
    told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland.
    And the greasy guys from France called the French Fries.
    And when she went out west,
    to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.

    Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow
    and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds,
    or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise
    their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'
    Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U.
    (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated
    she'd really be in the Chips.

    But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam
    came home and announced she was going to marry
    Tom Brokaw. Tom Brokaw! Mr. and Mrs.
    Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't
    possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's just....
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  2. jole

    jole Member

    Well, I'd heard that one before....but had forgotten the ending, of course! Still funny!

    When trying to think of "good" things about this DD, one of the few I find is that I can hear things and read things the 2nd or 3rd time and it's like new again.....:)
  3. JimB51

    JimB51 Member

    Stop it! Stop it! lol

    That's too funny Sharon. ...shame in you ... LOL

    and thanks. Jim
  4. therealmadscientist

    therealmadscientist New Member

    The Pain! LOL mr bill
  5. daylight

    daylight New Member

    Ok this just pee your funny!