Another Blonde Joke from a Blonde LOL

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by fibromickster, Aug 18, 2008.

  1. fibromickster

    fibromickster New Member

    A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was
    pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

    The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. 'What does it look like?' she finally asked.
    The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has your picture on it.'

    The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.

    The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.'

  2. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    Another tragic case of a blonde leading a blonde.

  3. sisland

    sisland New Member

    omg!,,,,lolol,,,Good One!
  4. caffey

    caffey New Member

    Love it lol
  5. ABLUV

    ABLUV New Member

    That was a good joke!
  6. victoria

    victoria New Member

    LOL love that one... someone just sent me this one today:

    Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where there is a very special mirror in the ladies room.

    If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one wish is granted. However, if one tells a lie, then ---“POOF” --- you are instantly vaporized by the mirror, never to be seen again.

    So, a redhead of questionable looks walks into the ladies room and stands before the mirror and says,
    "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world."

    “POOF” The mirror vaporizes her.

    Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says,
    "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive."

    “POOF” The mirror vaporizes her.

    Then an absolutely gorgeous blonde comes in and stands before the mirror and before she can get beyond her first 2 words,

    "I think-..."


  7. Rosiebud

    Rosiebud New Member

    great jokes, thanks for the laugh.