Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by budmickl, Oct 24, 2007.

  1. budmickl

    budmickl New Member

    Nice little old lady................

    All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!

    Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'

    80% held up their hands.

    The Minister then repeated his question.

    All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

    'Mrs. Jones?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'

    I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.

    'Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?'

    'Ninety-eight.' she replied.

    'Oh, Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'

    The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said: 'I outlived the bitches.'

  2. hugs4evry1

    hugs4evry1 New Member

    Thanks for the lol moment!!


    Nancy B
  3. sisland

    sisland New Member

    Bud~~~~Good one!! lolol,,,,,Sis
  4. budmickl

    budmickl New Member

    I told my daughter this is going to be me, I hope!!!

  5. victoria

    victoria New Member

    very funny! Reminds me of my friend's aunt who lived to be 100 despite the fact she was morbidly obese, etc.; she was sharp as a tack and used that tack a lot - and I don't mean 'tact'!!!!!