I am searching for a new career, as my current one as a writer is about to expire. I've decided to look into becoming a scientific researcher. Here's a "scientific" study I haven't found yet, not even on MSN's Astrology page. But its only a matter of time before someone begins research on the connection between chocolate consumption, astrology and FM. Why don't we give science a head start by admitting how much chocolate we (really)consume and when, under what circumstance and during which lunar phase? For example: I am on the cusp of Aries/Taurus. Being of pioneering traits and a risk taker (Aries)as well as a sedentary, clumsy home dweller (Taurus), I prefer new, adventurous chocolates, love to explore and gamble my hard earned paycheck on a box of chocolates I haven't tried before. Preferring home to elsewhere, I love having my chocolates mail ordered to my teeny apt. I find my chocolate consumption, never wanes(!) but ebbs and flows with the moon. Thus, we have proof that FM is likely to cycle upwards and outwards with the increased consumption of chocolate. And one may then posit, that deprivation of chocolate leads to brain cramping (different from fogging)and vague assorted itches.