In the middle of the night, when I get up to go to the bathroom, Shelby the cat appears and must lead me to the bathroom EVERY SINGLE TIME. Sometimes she comes in the bathroom and other times she waits in the doorway--LIKE I MIGHT ESCAPE FROM HER UNNOTICED SO SHE HAS TO KEEP ME IN VIEW. When I am finished, she leads me back to bed. I told her that she makes me feel incompetent. I promised her that I can find the bathroom myself and won't end up in my pajamas stumbling half asleep across the Mexican border (which is many hours away) looking for my bathroom. I don't think the cat believes me.