blonde jokes for Ouch (and all)

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by morningsonshine, Jan 6, 2007.

  1. morningsonshine

    morningsonshine New Member

    Two blondes were discussing which was closer the stars, or Florida.

    One said she thought the stars were closer, and the other asked how did she know that?

    "duh, you can't see Florida!"

    A blonde's car was hailed on and she took it to a mechanic to ask how to get all the little dents out.

    Deciding to have alittle fun, he told her she had to blow in the tailpipe, and the dents would pop out.

    So she went out and started blowing in the tailpipe to get out the dents, and after awhile her blonde friend came over and asked her what she was doing.

    After explaining to her friend and saying it wasn't working yet, her blonde friend replied,
    "Duh!, you have to roll up the windows first!"

  2. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    You got a new pic. Very nice.

    Will forward your jokes to my sister (who is blonde) in Rochester.

    Yeah, you betcha.

    Ha det bra

  3. morningsonshine

    morningsonshine New Member

    You are pretty funny! I like that last one, "walking into a building" LOL

    I don"t

    think we could ever mistake you for a "dumb blonde", maybe sassy, but not dumb.

    I'm brunette, and get teased about being blonde, i tell them i'm a blonde in disguise.

    My sister's girl is a pale blonde, and smart as a whip, but she's getting that blonde act down really good! LOL

    My sister keeps telling her she is taking after her Auntie Misty, I'm pretty sure that's a compliment?? LOL