Two blondes were discussing which was closer the stars, or Florida. One said she thought the stars were closer, and the other asked how did she know that? "duh, you can't see Florida!" A blonde's car was hailed on and she took it to a mechanic to ask how to get all the little dents out. Deciding to have alittle fun, he told her she had to blow in the tailpipe, and the dents would pop out. So she went out and started blowing in the tailpipe to get out the dents, and after awhile her blonde friend came over and asked her what she was doing. After explaining to her friend and saying it wasn't working yet, her blonde friend replied, "Duh!, you have to roll up the windows first!"