Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by JimB, Aug 27, 2005.

  1. JimB

    JimB New Member

    >Printing BRAIN CRAMPS.
    > Are they MY Brain Cramps .. or that of the author of these answers and comments??

    >> I've had plenty of Brainfog but ...
    > is this something else I have to look forward to? (lol)
    > Question: If you could live forever, would you and
    > why?
    > Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should
    > not live forever,
    > because if we were supposed to live forever, then we
    > would live forever, but we
    > cannot live forever, which is why I would not live
    > forever,"
    > --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
    > ``````````````````````````````````
    > "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving
    > kids all over the world, I
    > can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny
    > like that, but not with all
    > those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey .
    > ("Ya ...Those skinny people have all the luck")!Jim
    > "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a
    > very important part of your
    > life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to
    > become Spokesperson for
    > federal anti-smoking campaign.

    (I'm starting to feel "something" in my head)Jim
    > `````````````````````````````````````````````````
    > "I've never had major Knee Surgery on any other
    > part of my body,"
    > -Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
    > ??
    > `````````````````````````````````````````````
    > "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the
    > lowest crime rates in
    > the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

    > ("Wow! Sounds like Camelot")! - Jim
    > `````````````````````````````
    > "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing
    > through our papers.
    >We are the president." --Hillary Clinton
    >commenting on the release of subpoenaed
    > documents.

    >("Oh,.. my head"). Jim
    > ````````````````````````````````````````````````````
    > "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to
    > death by a jackass, and I'm
    > just the one to do it," --A congressional candidate
    > in Texas.
    > ````````````````````````````
    > "Half this game is ninety percent mental."
    > --Philadelphia Phillies manager,
    > Danny Ozark
    (ouch! At this point,just about anything is making sense"). Jim
    > ``````````````````````````````````
    > "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment.
    > It's the impurities in
    > our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore,
    > Vice President
    > (OK! I see your point Al.
    > Now don't say anything else..Please!"
    >Pass the Klonopin please.). Jim

    > "I love California. I practically grew up in
    > Phoenix." --Dan Quayle
    > ``````````
    > "We've got to pause and ask ourselves:
    > How much clean air do we need?"--Lee Iacocca
    ("I'd settle for just a little bit right now .. please)!Jim
    > "The word 'genius" isn't applicable in football. A
    > genius is a guy like
    > Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football
    > quarterback &sports analyst.
    >(Yes, you've made your point Joe).Jim
    > ````````````````````````````````````````````
    > "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply
    > exclude certain types of people."
    > --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
    > `````````````````````````````````
    > "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
    > --Bill Clinton, President
    >(WOW! Where does he come up with these gems of wisdom)?Jim
    > "We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or
    > may not occur." --Al Gore,
    > VP
    > ````````````````
    > "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come
    > from overseas." --Keppel Enderbery
    > (You wouldn't be related to Bill Clinton,would you")?Jim
    > "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March
    > 1992 because we received
    > notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You
    > may reapply if there is a
    > change in your circumstances."
    > --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South
    > Carolina
    >( Well, I'm not dead, but when I DO die, I'll be sure to >call you"). Jim
    > ````````````````````````````````````````````
    > "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this
    > jack in at night as they go
    > to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout
    > the night. And the next
    > morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a
    > record." --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
    > ("Wow! What an invention!
    >There are too many dead people getting up and going to work each day... They clutter up our express ways, and mass transit.. etc.
    Now, .. if they read a Death Printout, they can just stay in bed")Jim.
    > LOL (Gotta stop or these qoutes.
    ...might start stomach cramps)!
    > Jim :)

    [This Message was Edited on 09/23/2005]
  2. heartinheaven

    heartinheaven New Member

    makes my fibrofog look pretty thin! Thanks for the medicine, I needed it about now.

    Blessings to you,

    H Michael
  3. JerseySue

    JerseySue New Member

    God help us. They make us look good on a bad fog day.
    Thanks for the laugh, I needed that.
    Gentle Hugs Sue

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