Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by JimB, Sep 22, 2005.

  1. JimB

    JimB New Member

    >Print of "BRAIN CRAMPS".
    > Are they MY Brain Cramps .. or that of the author of these answers and comments??

    >> I've had plenty of Brainfog but ...
    > is this something else I have to look forward to? (lol)
    > Question: If you could live forever,
    would you and why?
    > Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should
    > not live forever,
    > because if we were supposed to live forever, then we
    > would live forever, but we
    > cannot live forever, which is why I would not live
    > forever,"
    > --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
    > (Exactly!?!
    > May I be excused? I think my head hurts). Jim
    > "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving
    > kids all over the world, I
    > can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny
    > like that, but not with all
    > those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey .
    > ("Ya ...Those skinny people have all the luck")!Jim
    > "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a
    > very important part of your
    > life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to
    > become Spokesperson for
    > federal anti-smoking campaign.

    (I'm starting to feel something smoking in my head) Jim
    > `````````````````````````````````````````````````
    > "I've never had major Knee Surgery on any other
    > part of my body,"
    > -Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
    > WOW! Who else could say that!!!
    >(Who else WOULD say that)? Jim
    > "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the
    > lowest crime rates in
    > the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

    > ("Wow! Sounds like Camelot")! - Jim
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing
    > through our papers.
    >We are the president." --Hillary Clinton
    >commenting on the release of subpoenaed
    > documents.

    >("Oh,.. my head"). Jim
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to
    > death by a jackass, and I'm
    > just the one to do it," --A congressional candidate
    > in Texas.
    >(No argument here)! Jim
    > "Half this game is ninety percent mental."
    > --Philadelphia Phillies manager,
    > Danny Ozark
    (ouch! At this point,just about anything is making sense"). Jim
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment.
    > It's the impurities in
    > our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore,
    > Vice President
    > ("OK! I see your point Al.
    > Now don't say anything else..Please)!"
    > (somebody pass the Klonopin.). Jim
    > "I love California. I practically grew up in
    > Phoenix." --Dan Quayle
    >(What a coincidence!I grew up near Chicago)! (??) Jim

    > "We've got to pause and ask ourselves:
    > How much clean air do we need?"--Lee Iacocca
    ("I'd settle for just a little bit right now..please! Jim

    > "The word 'genius" isn't applicable in football. A
    > genius is a guy like
    > Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football
    > quarterback &sports analyst.
    >(Yes, you've certainly made your point Joe). Jim
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    > "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply
    > exclude certain types of people."
    > --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
    > (Well that clears THAT up)! Jim
    > "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
    > --Bill Clinton, President
    >(WOW! Where does he come up with these gems of wisdom)?Jim
    > "We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or
    > may not occur." --Al Gore, VP
    >(You wouldn't be related to Miss Alabama '94,would you")? Jim
    > "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come
    > from overseas." --Keppel Enderbery
    > (Ya, don't you just hate those Domestic Imports)?
    >(Shrewd guy that you are ...
    > I bet you also ship most of you Exports overseas)! Jim
    > "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March
    > 1992 because we received
    > notice that you passed away.
    > You may reapply if there is a
    > change in your circumstances."
    > --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South
    > Carolina
    >(Nothing in the Obituaries, so .. guess I'm not dead,
    but when I DO die, I'll be sure to call you). Jim
    > "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this
    > jack in at night as they go
    > to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout
    > the night. And the next
    > morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a
    > record." --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
    > ("Wow! What an invention!
    >There are just too many dead people getting up and going to work each day... They clutter up our express ways, and mass transit.. etc.
    But Now, .. if they read one of those Death Printout Records, they'll just stay in bed") Jim.
    > LOL (Gotta stop or these qoutes
    ...might start Stomach Cramps)!
    > Jim :)

    [This Message was Edited on 09/24/2005]
  2. Rosiebud

    Rosiebud New Member

    I have tears running down my face. My husband read this with me and we are both in fits of laughter.

    I'm posting this to my family and friends.

  3. Ridge-Runner

    Ridge-Runner New Member

    The really sad part is most of these people are our leaders and role models.

    Keep on Smilin'

  4. KJ2003

    KJ2003 New Member

    ROFLMAO! Thank you for the comic relief! We really need it around here with all of the extra stress and flares we are having.

    Wow...some of those quotes....LOL!

  5. EllenComstock

    EllenComstock New Member

    Those were really funny. Thanks for giving me a much-needed laugh today!

  6. fivesue

    fivesue New Member

    Your comments were priceless! Thank you so much for posting is a day we all need a good laugh...especially me.

    Thank you so much!

  7. Rosiebud

    Rosiebud New Member

  8. JimB

    JimB New Member

    I think that when I'm very tired,
    or my brain is very tired

    ...I start sounding like "those people".

  9. mejlee

    mejlee New Member

    ROFLMAO! I have read and throughly enjoyed 3 of your posts. Keep them coming.
  10. JimB

    JimB New Member

    'cause I want YOU to laugh! :)

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