Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by fibromickster, Jul 16, 2008.

  1. fibromickster

    fibromickster New Member

    This is payback from all of us Blondes - LOL

    A married couple were asleep when the phone rang
    at 2 in the morning.The very brunette wife picked up the phone,
    listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles
    from here!' and hung up.
    The husband said, 'Who was that?'

    The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know
    if the coast is clear.'

    Two brunettes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the
    sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror
    and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.'

    The second brunette says, 'Here, let me see!'

    So, the first brunette hands her the compact.

    The second brunette looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'

    A brunette suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and
    buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the
    door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the brunette is really
    angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so,she is
    overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.

    The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!'

    The brunette replies, 'Shut up, you're next!'

    A brunette was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
    She proudly says, 'Go ahead, ask me, ... I know 'em all.'

    A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?'

    The brunette replies, 'Oh, that's easy . it's W.'

    Q: What did the brunette ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
    A: 'Is it mine?'

    Bambi, a brunette in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US
    Government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what
    Roe vs. Wade was about.

    Bambi pondered the question; then, finally, said, 'That was the decision
    George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware '

  2. sisland

    sisland New Member

    Lolol! although i'm a Brunette Your Forgiven!,, because these are Really funny!,,,,,,lolol,,Thanks for the Giggle!,,,,,sis
    [This Message was Edited on 07/16/2008]
  3. fibromickster

    fibromickster New Member

    Yeah it was a joke since they always have blonde jokes. This was actually sent to me as blonde jokes but I changed all the blonde words to brunette. LOL
  4. zenouchy

    zenouchy Member

    Those are funny. Somehow the last joke struck me as the funniest. I'm also a brunette, so I don't mind a few jokes aimed at me as payback. ;-) Now, what I want to know is: where are the redhead jokes? ha ha
  5. texangal81

    texangal81 New Member

    I'm a brunette with a lot of blond streaks. So what does that make me? *LOL*
  6. poets

    poets Member

    Loved the jokes! I'm strawberry blonde. Anyone have any jokes for us? ;o)
  7. ckball

    ckball New Member

    Very cute, even from a blonde :) I still love ya- Carla