This is payback from all of us Blondes - LOL FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.The very brunette wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up. The husband said, 'Who was that?' The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.' SECOND DEGREE Two brunettes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.' The second brunette says, 'Here, let me see!' So, the first brunette hands her the compact. The second brunette looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!' THIRD DEGREE A brunette suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the brunette is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so,she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!' The brunette replies, 'Shut up, you're next!' FOURTH DEGREE A brunette was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, 'Go ahead, ask me, ... I know 'em all.' A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?' The brunette replies, 'Oh, that's easy . it's W.' FIFTH DEGREE Q: What did the brunette ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? A: 'Is it mine?' SIXTH DEGREE Bambi, a brunette in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US Government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question; then, finally, said, 'That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware '