BUMPER STICKERS & Sayings that SHOULD be bumper Stickers

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by victoria, Nov 16, 2005.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    Okay y'all,
    I'm having a killer sinus headache tonight, can't concentrate on anything serious,
    so I'm posting some fun stuff here as it's the ONLY stuff making sense to me tonight, hehe!


    "Having children is sometimes like
    being pecked to death by ducks..."


    "SARCHASM"
    The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit
    & the person who doesn't get it.


    "I brake for fairies, elves, gnomes, leprechauns,
    and other invisible creatures that only I can see. . ."


    "I drive WAY too fast to worry about cholesterol"


    "If it weren’t for the kids
    this would be a Mercedes!"

    "Some people just don't know how to drive...
    I call these people "Everybody But Me,"


    "Don't like my driving?
    Then quit watching me"


    "If you can read this...
    I can slam on my brakes and sue you"


    "Diagonally parked in a parallel universe"


    "If At First You Don't Succeed......
    Blame Someone Else & Seek Counseling"


    "I Have The Body Of A God... BUDDHA"


    "If We Quit Voting --
    Will They ALL Go Away?"


    "The Face Is Familiar
    But I Can't Quite Remember My Name"


    "I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits
    With An Unarmed Person"


    "I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To"


    "Boldly Going Nowhere..."


    "How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down,
    Before He Admits He Is Lost?"


    "I need someone really bad...
    Are you really bad?"


    "my other car is a broom"


    "I'm no cowboy, I just found the hat"
    (Seen on a pickup bearing Texas license plates)


    "Love Me, Love My Dog --
    -- Kiss My Aussie!"
    (On the bumper of an Australian Shepherd breeder)



    "I have nothing better to do right now
    but memorize your license plate"
    (--on front windshield, written backwards, for those
    who are staring in their rearview mirrors at you)

    "... And then there was the guy who nearly had a nervous breakdown driving south in his tiny sportscar on I-95 in Georgia. He finally pulled off into a rest area to let that very big Greyhound bus in his rearview mirror, with the "IMAIM" sign, go by...."

    Hope you're laughing!

    ;)
    V
  2. renae1979

    renae1979 New Member

    Now most of my stickers are political, but I was a goth kid in my younger days and had these two fabulous stickers on my car:

    "Chicks dig scrawny pale guys"

    and

    "Real men wear make-up"

    Oh, that one used to piss off the "normal" boys! What fun!! :)
  3. renae1979

    renae1979 New Member

    Oh, I love that!! I thinking speeding is just such a waste of time and it causes so much stress, etc. I just laugh at the people who fly by me swearing, etc. because I'm going "too slow" (the speed limit) and then I wave at them when they are sitting next to me at the stop light! This sticker would be PERFECT!!
  4. victoria

    victoria New Member

    glad you're all laughing...
    I got 2 more emailed to me from friends...


    "I doubt
    Therefore I Might Be"


    and the one that should be my slogan for tonight:


    "CHOCOLATE
    FIXES EVERYTHING"

    --except I don't have any in the house, sigh!
    [This Message was Edited on 11/16/2005]
  5. dunnlb

    dunnlb New Member

    DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH…
    HE'S MARRIED

    ISN'T A SMOKING AREA IN A RESTAURANT...
    LIKE A PEEING AREA IN A SWIMMING POOL

    DISCOURAGE INBREEDING...
    BAN COUNTRY MUSIC

    JESUS IS COMING...
    LOOK BUSY

    BEER
    HELPING WHITE GUYS DANCE SINCE 1842

    IF FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED…
    MAYBE LOSING IS YOUR STYLE

    IF MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL
    WHY DO CHURCHES BEG FOR IT?

    WIFE AND DOG
    MISSING…REWARD FOR DOG
  6. Teri620

    Teri620 New Member

    Hello people of the board. I just wanted to let you know that today myself, Nellie, and my MIL Teri publicly broadcasted a few scenes of our private show

    THE IDIOT SHOW...

    It is never a dull moment here at the Hassle Castle East Coast Apartment, mainly because we are constantly trying to communicate in our own language. I just wanted to share two things that we have so far discovered this week...

    One when at the Deli section of the grocery store do not ask for a half pound of a shamed ham. You will throw yourself into a laughing fit and laugh harder as you look through blurred vision at the other people trying to figure out what a "Shamed ham" is.

    Also...There is also a new trend going around. Instead of having patio furniture we have horrible easter egg colored potato furniture...

    Right now I am having trouble thinking strait as I am fending off the mass horde of Spider Crickets which have decided to invade this place...Stay tuned for further updates!!!
  7. rbecca47

    rbecca47 New Member

    I really like when someone post OT, that are funny. makes my day just a little bit brighter. Thankyou for the laughs
    Becca