The Bird Watcher Newspaper June 18, 2012 This newspaper must report a tragedy in light of the Cat Superbowl later this week. Shelby the cat was interviewed today, and tearfully stated: "It was horrible. The Angry Birds out front my big picture window were doing aerial fighting practice in preparation for the Tree Trimmers arriving the end of this week, when one of the birds lost control, spun out, and flew into our picture window. I sent Mama out and the bird had broken it's neck and was dead. Oh the pain of an Angry Birds team mate gone too young and also right before the big Superbowl. I know I'm feeling the pain as I love the birds. As Mama and I were looking for a shoe box to bury the deceased warrier, the landscapers came along and took the warrier with them. The spirit of that warrier will live on in the Cat Superbowl the end of this week." This reporter has discovered that cats have been arriving into the State in record numbers since the weekend to find resorts to soak up the spa services, room services, cat toys and relax before a quick private flight to the Cat Superbowl. Shelby has excluded the papparazzi and humans from the Cat Superbowl. Wait, maybe this newspaper can make a deal with the cat that wears a camera around his neck--here kitty, kitty!!