Categories of Humor

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by rockgor, Feb 1, 2008.

  1. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    Or "humour" if you're British.

    This first joke is from the category called "Run with the Premise".

    A psychologist doing his morning rounds entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

    Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling by his feet.

    The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"

    "Well, what is your friend doing?"

    "Oh. He's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient's face is getting all red.

    "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"

    Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"

    Next is a Bi-lingual joke:

    Do you think paramedics in Rome refer to IVs as fours?

    Then we have the scientific joke:

    Two atoms are taking a walk when one says, "I've lost something. Oh, gosh! It's an electron."

    "Are you sure?"

    "I'm positive!"

    And we close w/ this colorful joke.

    Customer to clerk: "I'd like some invisible ink."
    Clerk: "Certainly, Sir. What color?"

    I was browsing the internet this morning and found these. Some loud noise woke me up early. Musta been the crack of dawn.

  2. Rosiebud

    Rosiebud New Member

    your humour (BR spelling is as good as the rest.

    I'm chuckling away here in the frozen wastes of Scotland.

    We had 2 inches of snow and they have closed roads down!!! They can never get it together with snowploughs, grit etc. You'd think we'd had 5 feet of snow!!

    Off to watch Coronation Street.

    love Rosie

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