Cesar the cat--Martian Brainwashing

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by TwoCatDoctors, Jul 31, 2012.

  1. TwoCatDoctors

    TwoCatDoctors New Member

    This is Cesar the cat and I have to get the word out.

    I went to the vet today and right away they did the rectal temp, but I'm on to them and I told them I think they are Martians and this is the "anal probe." Immediately after the "probe," the tech took off the gloves and got on the computer.

    I told the tech that I'm right, they are Martians, and the tech is transmitting the probe info to Mars with the computer.

    Then the vet said I had a glob of ear wax way in each ears that was in deep and needed my ears flushed really well. I'm not dumb, and that was a Martian brainwashing.

    Well, those Martian vets washed my brain, but I still remember they did the anal probe and immediately sent the info via computer to Mars.

    They walk among us and we need to contact Mulder and Scully.

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