This is Cesar the cat and I have to get the word out. I went to the vet today and right away they did the rectal temp, but I'm on to them and I told them I think they are Martians and this is the "anal probe." Immediately after the "probe," the tech took off the gloves and got on the computer. I told the tech that I'm right, they are Martians, and the tech is transmitting the probe info to Mars with the computer. Then the vet said I had a glob of ear wax way in each ears that was in deep and needed my ears flushed really well. I'm not dumb, and that was a Martian brainwashing. Well, those Martian vets washed my brain, but I still remember they did the anal probe and immediately sent the info via computer to Mars. They walk among us and we need to contact Mulder and Scully.