Chrismas Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by MelaC, Dec 14, 2006.

  1. MelaC

    MelaC New Member

    How to Confuse Santa Claus


    Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.

    While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.

    Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants

    While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.

    Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!

    Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa."

    While he's in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn't have missed that last payment, and take off.

    Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy. :)" Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim milk in a dirty glass with a note that says, "For Santa."

    Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."

    Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.

  2. victoria

    victoria New Member

    but, Santa leaves gifts.... so I wouldn't wanna do any of those to scare him away. . .

    HOWEVER, if you've been naughty, I guess it doesn't matter hehehe!

  3. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    a grade school riddle for you:

    What is a Christmas Dictionary?

    One with no L.