COMIC RELIEF FOR THOSE IN NEED SOME ; )

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by quanked, Dec 14, 2010.

  1. quanked

    quanked Member

    GREAT BAR ROOM SIGNS (AND OTHER MUSINGS):


    Friends don't let friends
    Take home ugly men
    Women's restroom
    Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE


    Beauty is only a light switch away.
    Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC


    If life is a waste of time,
    And time is a waste of life,
    Then let's all get wasted together
    And have the time of our lives.
    Armand's Pizza, Washington , DC


    Fighting for peace is like
    Screwing for virginity.
    The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LA


    No matter how good she looks,
    Some other guy is sick and tired
    Of putting up with her shit.
    Men's Room
    Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC


    At the feast of ego
    Everyone leaves hungry.
    Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , AZ


    It's hard to make a comeback
    When you haven't been anywhere.
    Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
    Wickenburg , AZ


    Make love, not war.
    Hell, do both
    GET MARRIED!
    Women's restroom
    The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT


    If voting could really change things,
    It would be illegal.
    Revolution Books
    New York , New York


    If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
    Congress!
    Men's restroom House of Representatives,
    Washington , DC


    Express Lane:
    Five beers or less
    Sign over one of the urinals
    Ed Debevic's, Phoenix , AZ


    You're too good for him..
    Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
    Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hill s ,CA


    No wonder you always go home alone.
    Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
    Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hill s ,CA


    ~~~ and perhaps the most realistic one ~~~


    A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
    If it has tires or testicles,
    You're going to have trouble with it
    Women's restroom
    Dick's Last Resort, Dallas , TX
  2. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    Those are extremely rude. An insult to the male gender.
    I am shocked!

    Rock

    P.S. Got any more?
  3. artyreader

    artyreader Member

    I especially liked the "Make love, not war. . ." and the "opposite of progress. . ."