Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by victoria, Nov 6, 2007.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    (The title could sometimes be my philosophy of life...!)

    Other funnies:

    Indecision is the key to flexibility.

    Never wrestle with a pig:
    You both get very dirty, and the pig likes it.

    A tax on people who are bad at math.

    There's too much blood in my caffeine system.

    Hard work has a future payoff -
    Laziness pays off now.

    What is a 'free' gift?
    - Aren't all gifts free?

    Very funny, Scotty.
    Now beam down my clothes.

    The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

    Few women admit their age.
    Few men act theirs.

    I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.

    Old soldiers never die; young ones do.

    If you're right 98% of the time,
    why quibble about the remaining 3%?

    Laugh at your problems;
    everybody else does.

    Avoid cliches like the plague.

    Experience is what you get
    when you don't get what you want.

    A friend in need is a pest indeed.

    Who is this guy - "General Failure" -
    and why is he reading my hard drive?


    don't let reality spoil your dreams,

    because all's well that ends!

    [This Message was Edited on 11/06/2007]
  2. fivesue

    fivesue New Member

    I really appreciate you! You take the time to keep us laughing...what a saint!

    I loved these...I think the one about the baby in the topless place is a classic.

    Thank you for all the cheer.