CONSCIOUSNESS is that ANNOYING time between NAPS... LOL

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by victoria, Nov 6, 2007.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    (The title could sometimes be my philosophy of life...!)

    Other funnies:

    Indecision is the key to flexibility.

    Never wrestle with a pig:
    You both get very dirty, and the pig likes it.

    Lottery:
    A tax on people who are bad at math.

    There's too much blood in my caffeine system.

    Hard work has a future payoff -
    Laziness pays off now.

    What is a 'free' gift?
    - Aren't all gifts free?

    Very funny, Scotty.
    Now beam down my clothes.

    The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

    Few women admit their age.
    Few men act theirs.

    I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.

    Old soldiers never die; young ones do.

    If you're right 98% of the time,
    why quibble about the remaining 3%?

    Laugh at your problems;
    everybody else does.

    Avoid cliches like the plague.

    Experience is what you get
    when you don't get what you want.

    A friend in need is a pest indeed.

    Who is this guy - "General Failure" -
    and why is he reading my hard drive?


    Now,

    don't let reality spoil your dreams,

    because all's well that ends!







    [This Message was Edited on 11/06/2007]
  2. fivesue

    fivesue New Member

    I really appreciate you! You take the time to keep us laughing...what a saint!

    I loved these...I think the one about the baby in the topless place is a classic.

    Thank you for all the cheer.

    Hugs,
    Sue