........................CUTE JOKE........................

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by victoria, Feb 3, 2006.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to her car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego? "

    "Sure, " answered the blonde, "do you need a lift? "

    "Not for me. I'll be spending the next 3 hours fixing my
    truck. My problem is I've got 2 chimpanzees in the back
    which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit
    stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road
    all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me?
    I'll give you $100 for your trouble. "

    "I'd be happy to, " said the blonde.

    So the 2 chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of
    the blonde's car, carefully strapped into their seat belts, and off they went.

    5 hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified at what he saw! There was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands with the 2 chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd.

    With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde. "What the heck are you DOING? " he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo. "

    "Yes, I know you did, " said the blonde, "but we had money left over---so now we're going to Sea World."

    :)
  2. fivesue

    fivesue New Member

    A cutie....Thanks.

    Sue
  3. JLH

    JLH New Member

    I love blonde jokes! I always copy and send to my daughter who is a natural blonde!

    Thanks,
    Janet
  4. russiankids3

    russiankids3 New Member

    Thanks Victoria for a good laugh--I needed one.

    Sue
  5. dancingstar

    dancingstar New Member

    It sounds like something that I would do, too. :)
  6. tammy21

    tammy21 New Member

    Thats a good one.

    Thanks

  7. lin-z

    lin-z New Member

    I was a natural blonde (til I got this dd) and I have to tell you I had to read it twice til I got it....oh boy thanks for the giggle on both sides


    I really am smart and blonde...sorta
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