Cute...The importance of Walking

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Kathleen12, May 2, 2008.

  1. Kathleen12

    Kathleen12 New Member

    Walking can add minutes to your life.

    This enables you at 85 years old

    to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per


    My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60..

    Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where the heck he is.

    I like long walks,

    especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

    The only reason I would take up walking

    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

    I have to walk early in the morning,

    before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

    I joined a health club last year,

    spent about 400 bucks.

    Haven't lost a pound.

    Apparently you have to go there.

    Every time I hear the dirty word 'exerc ise',

    I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

    I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

    The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say,

    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'

    If you are going to try cross-country skiing,

    start with a small country.

    I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years,......

    just getting over the hill.

    You could run this over to your friends but why not just e-mail it to them!

    We all get heavier as we get older,

    because there's a lot more information in our


    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.


    every time I start thinking too much about how I look,

    I just find a Happy Hour and by the time I leave,

    I look just fine.
  2. morningsonshine

    morningsonshine New Member

    Thanks for the smile!
  3. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    This teaches us that some pearls of wisdom are too long for bumper stickers.

  4. sisland

    sisland New Member

    Thanks for the Lolol!,,,,Makes Sense!
  5. ckball

    ckball New Member

    I just read it as I was eating my Frosty- Carla
  6. Kathleen12

    Kathleen12 New Member

    I'm glad you all enjoyed this and that it helped to bring a smile to weary faces. I thought this would be appropriate to us who can't exercise very much. We can laugh at what we can't ddo at times. I'm still giggeling at some of these.
  7. doloresf1

    doloresf1 New Member

    I needed this today :) :) :)