Daffynitions... etc just for fun

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by victoria, Jun 3, 2010.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    Arachnoleptic fit (n.) The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

    Beelzebug (n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out.

    Bozone (n.) The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

    Cashtration (n.) The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

    Caterpallor (n.) The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

    Decaflon (n.) The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

    Dopelar effect (n.) The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when you come at them rapidly.

    Extraterrestaurant (n.) An eating place where you feel you've been abducted and experimented upon. Also known as an E-T-ry.

    Grantartica (n.) The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding.

    Hemaglobe (n.) The bloody state of the world.

    Intaxication (n.) Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

    Kinstirpation (n.) A painful inability to move relatives who come to visit.

    Lullabuoy (n.) An idea that keeps floating into your head and prevents you from drifting off to sleep.

    "An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not
    think of The Lone Ranger."
    Dan Rather

    "Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings."
    Ed Gardner

    "Thieves respect property.
    They merely wish the property to become their property that they may more perfectly
    respect it." -GK Chesterton

    The Future is not Now.
    On the other hand, the future isn't what it used to be, either.

    I am not avoiding! - I'm thinking.

  2. HeavenlyRN

    HeavenlyRN New Member

    Lullabuoy (n.) An idea that keeps floating into your head and prevents you from drifting off to sleep.

    Love it!, and oh so true!!
  3. SnooZQ

    SnooZQ New Member

    HOW do you come up with these ????

    so apt!