Daffynitions from the Washington Post.

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gapsych, Jan 21, 2010.

  1. gapsych

    gapsych New Member

    1. Coffee, n.. The person upon whom one coughs.

    2. Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.

    3.. Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

    4 esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.

    5. Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.

    6 , Negligent, adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.

    7. Lymph, v.. To walk with a lisp.

    8. Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.

    9. Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

    10. Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline.

    11. Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam.

    12. Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

    13. Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist.

    14. Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

    15. Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

    ETA What is the meaning of Frisbeetarianism? I can't find it in the dictionary. gap[This Message was Edited on 01/21/2010]
  2. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    Very funny and very clever.

    You're right, Gap. They are all real words except Frisbeetarianism.
    Perhaps it will become an established church in years to come.

    Of course in the Jewish religion, they already have a fiddler on the roof.

  3. Janalynn

    Janalynn New Member

    Love it!!
    Gave me a great laugh -