I think sentences with misplaced phrases, lack of appropriate commas, etc. are hilarious... I got these from online but see them all the time in magazines etc. Newspaper headlines are especially funny! - there are so many examples, but here's a few: headlines: 5th-Graders Get to Grill Lions Dealers will Hear Car Talk at Noon Drunk Drivers Paid $1,000 in 1984 Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax Eye Drops Off Shelf Iraqi Head Seeks Arms Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? Juvenile Court Tries Shooting Defendant Kicking Baby Considered To Be Healthy Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped Reagan Wins on Budget, but More Lies Ahead Smokers are Productive, but Death Cuts Efficiency Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim Stolen Painting Found by Tree Two Convicts Evade Noose, Jury Hung Two Sisters Reunite after Eighteen Years at Checkout Counter War Dims Hope for Peace William Kelly was Fed Secretary Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Lawmen from Mexico Barbecue Guests Man is Fatally Slain Misplaced phrases etc: - The burglar was about 30 years old, white, 5' 10", with wavy hair weighing about 150 pounds. - The family lawyer will read the will tomorrow at the residence of Mr. Hannon, who died June 19 to accommodate his relatives. ~ Mrs. Shirley Baxter, who went deer hunting with her husband, is very proud that she was able to shoot a fine buck as well as her husband. - Organ donations from the living reached a record high last year, outnumbering donors who are dead for the first time. - The dog was hungry and made the mistake of nipping a 2-year-old that was trying to force feed it in his ear. - We spent most of our time sitting on the back porch watching the cows playing Scrabble and reading. - Hunting can also be dangerous, as in the case of pygmies hunting elephants armed only with spears. - The zoo workers watched the monkeys intently as they removed each other's fleas. - For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers - 3-year-old teacher need for preschool. Experience preferred. - After hastily summoning an ambulance, the corpse was taken to the mortuary. Personally I just wish the cows had been reading aloud so I could hear the story!