Do you ever wonder?

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by jaltair, Jan 5, 2007.

  1. jaltair

    jaltair New Member

    Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

    Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

    Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

    Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

    Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

    How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

    If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

    If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

    Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

    Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

    You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

    Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

    Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

    Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?

    If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

    Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together?

    Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?

    Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

    Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?

    If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?

    Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

    How can someone "draw a blank"?

    Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    What is another word for "thesaurus"?

    When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

    Why do 'tug'boats push their barges?

    Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?

    Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
  2. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    the only thing I still wonder about is Who wrote the book of love? Was it someone from above?
  3. Rosiebud

    Rosiebud New Member

    Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets, Cruel, but it had me in stitches.

  4. Lendy5

    Lendy5 New Member

    Interesting post! Makes a person wonder!

  5. kholmes

    kholmes New Member

    who let the dogs out,

    who, who?
  6. elliespad

    elliespad Member

    And then forget to start again?