Doctor Appointment LOL

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by rocky76, Jan 13, 2010.

  1. rocky76

    rocky76 Member

    It's Hard to Grow Old

    OLD people have problems that you haven't
    even considered yet!

    An 85-year-old man was requested by his
    doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical

    The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take
    this jar home and bring back a semen sample

    The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared
    at the doctor's office and gave him the jar,
    which was as clean and empty as on the
    previous day.

    The doctor asked what happened and the man
    explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried
    with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried
    with my left hand, but still nothing.

    'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with
    her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.
    She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,
    then with her teeth out, still nothing.

    'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door
    and she tried too, first with both hands, then an
    armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between
    her knees, but still nothing.'

    The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your

    The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get
    the jar open.'
  2. JLH

    JLH New Member

    This was cute!
  3. victoria

    victoria New Member

    and not far from the truth!


  4. mysticbrit

    mysticbrit New Member

    I'm going to copy this and send it on to my friends.

    Thanks for the mid-winter chuckle.


    BILLCAMO New Member

    For me ,

    It took 6 mos to pay off a small Dr's bill.....

    Got nailed with 2 "re-billing" fees......


    The Dr's billing dept. "forgot" to bill Medicare.....

    No wonder I couldn't open the jar or put anything in it......... ;>0

    Blessings ,

  6. Gingareeree

    Gingareeree New Member

    This is so funny...I was laughing so hard as I read this to my hubbie,I had tears running down my face!!! Thanxs for the laugh~~Jeanne
  7. spacee

    spacee Member

    So true.

  8. gapsych

    gapsych New Member

    Thanks I needed that, LOL!!