Don't let REALITY spoil your DREAMS hahahaha

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by victoria, Mar 14, 2007.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    The husband had been wanting his wife to learn golf. First day out on the course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, and said "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize, and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us!"

    So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.
    A genial voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done. Glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.

    A large man reclining on the nearest couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"

    "Uh, yes, sir. We're sorry about that," the husband replied.

    "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a Genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years... Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish; but, if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."

    "Wow, that's great! " the husband said after a moment of stunned silence. He pondered a moment more, then blurted, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

    "No problem." said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do -- AND I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"

    Turning to the woman, the genie asked, "And now you, young lady, what do you want?"

    "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said.

    "Consider it done!" the genie said. "AND your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary, and natural disasters!"

    "And now," the husband asked curiously, "What's YOUR wish, genie?"

    "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to be with your wife!"

    The couple paused and looked at each other. The husband said to his wife, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"

    She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"

    "You know I love you sweetheart", said the husband. "I'd do the same for you!"

    So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other.

    The genie proved to be quite energetic. After about three hours, the genie rolled over, looked directly into her eyes, and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"

    "Why, we're both 35", she responded, breathlessly.

    "No Kidding! ---Really? That's truly amazing!" he exclaimed. . .
    "Thirty-five years old and both of you STILL believe in genies?"

  2. elliespad

    elliespad Member

  3. artyreader

    artyreader Member

    this was great. I'm immediately going to send to friends! also going to send some of your earlier stuff--thanks!
  4. paulmack

    paulmack New Member

    Wasn't expecting that ending,lol.
  5. ckball

    ckball New Member

    loved it loved it, just about choked on my hard candy, that is great. Thanks, Carla
  6. hugs4evry1

    hugs4evry1 New Member

    I've always loved your sense of humor!!


    Nancy B
  7. JLH

    JLH New Member

    I really liked that one!!!!!!
  8. therealmadscientist

    therealmadscientist New Member

    That was great. thank you.