Firm Grasp of the Obvious...? - LAUGH FOR TODAY!

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by victoria, Oct 7, 2005.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    Firm Grasp of the Obvious Department

    From the Notebook pages of The New Republic (1995)


    Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link
    Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995

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    Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut
    The New York Times, November 22
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    Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find
    The Los Angeles Times, November 2
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    'Light' Meals Are Lower in Fat, Calories
    Huntington Herald-Dispatch, November 30
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    Alcohol Ads Promote Drinking
    The Hartford Courant, November 18
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    Malls Try to Attract Shoppers
    The Baltimore Sun, October 22

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    Official: Only Rain Will Cure Drought
    The Herald-News, Westpost, Massachusetts
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    Teenage Girls Often Have Babies Fathered by Men
    The Sunday Oregonian, September 24
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    Low Wages Said Key to Poverty
    Newsday, July 11
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    Man Shoots Neighbor with Machete
    The Miami Herald, July 3
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    Tomatoes Come in Big, Little, Medium Sizes
    The Daily Progress, Charlottesville, Va, March 30
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    Dirty-Air Cities Far Deadlier Than Clean Ones, Study Shows
    The New York Times, March 10
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    Man Run Over by Freight Train Dies
    The Los Angeles Times, March 2
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    Scientists See Quakes in L.A. Future
    The Oregonian, January 28
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    Wachtler Tells Graduates that Life in Jail is Demeaning
    The Buffalo News, February 26
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    Free Advice: Bundle Up When Out in the Cold
    Lexington Herald-Leader, January 26
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    Prosecution Paints O.J. as a Wife-killer
    Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel, January 25
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    Economist Uses Theory to Explain Economy
    Collinsville Herald-Journal, February 8
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    Bible Church's Focus is the Bible
    Saint Augustine Record, Florida, December 3, 1994
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    Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear
    Journal of Commerce, April 20
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    Biting Nails Can be Sign of Tenseness in a Person
    The Daily Gazette of Schenectady, New York, May 2
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    Lack of Brains Hinders Research
    The Columbus Dispatch, April 16
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    How We Feel About Ourselves is the Core of Self-Esteem,
    Says Author Louise Hart
    Boulder, Colorado, Sunday Camera, February 5
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    Fish Lurk in Streams
    Rochester, New York, Democrat & Chronicle, January 29

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    HOPE YOU'RE LAUGHING BY NOW :) ... seems like the articles would've been superfluous, LOL!
  2. JimB

    JimB New Member

    ... and so ENLIGHTENING!
    Jim
  3. Smiffy

    Smiffy Member

    hee hee Victoria!

    no wonder a cure can't be found for our DD with all this more essential research going on (just kidding).
  4. elsa

    elsa New Member




    "Lack of Brains Hinders Research" ..... GET OUTTA TOWN !!!

    Thanks for the ridiculous..... Elsa