Thanks you Kholmes for your "Rolling Stones Songs about CFS" thread - gave me a little inspiration for this one. My brain is a little on the blink today (and that's new becaaaaaaause?), but thought I would give it a try anyway. Maybe someone else has some good nursery re-writes to add... Live, LAUGH, Love, Rocki FM/CFIDS Nursery Rhymes: Mary had a little FLARE! Jack & Jill went up... okay, Jack carried Jill up the hill Hey Diddle Diddle... oops! I just piddled! Jack SPLAT! Simple Simon met a doctor while going through a flare. Rub-a-dub-dub... help me get out of the tub! Or Rub-a-dub-dub... pain cream on my body please! Pop goes my bones! Jack be nimble, Jack be quick...Jack just got sick! This little piggy just laid there. Humpty Dumpty didn’t have enough energy to sit on the wall, let alone climb it!