Bored? Type madlibs into a search engine, lot of sites to choose from. Never tried madlibs before? You type a list of words (nouns, adverbs, etc.) then when you are finished, the words you picked are inserted into a story that you then get to read. It's unpredictable what the result will be. Very good for the insomniacs among us when there is nothing on TV. Sample: Job Application I think I am qualified for this job because I'm silky soft. I got a college education at the New Jersey and I majored in gym shorts. I consider myself very surprise because I'm a sequined purse. I'll be working to support my hilarious wife and our three dangerous stockings. I'm looking for a job that pays between 9 and 1 dollars a year. I have experience using uneventful roses and a chocolate. I have a distressing attitude that makes me good for spilling. I think these, among many other qualifications, make me right for this oblivious job. Thank you.