FRAKTURED CAROLS & HOLIDAY SONGS... sung by kids of course!

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by victoria, Dec 6, 2005.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a kid. Sing along with these new takes on old favorites and get in the mood for the holidays!

    George to the world...

    Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly...

    We three kings of porridge and tar...
    ...Let men their sins enjoy!

    Good King Wences' car backed out
    On the feet of heathens...

    On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me...

    I'm dreaming of a wife for Christmas,
    just like the ones I use to know.....
    ...May her name be Mary Ann Bright

    In the meadow we can build a snowman,
    Then pretend that he is sparse and brown...
    Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire...

    He's makin a list, chicken and rice...

    Noel, Noel, Barney's the king of Israel...

    With the jelly toast proclaim...

    Olive, the other reindeer....
    ...You'll go down in Listerine!

    Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say...

    Oh what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay!

    O come, froggy faithful...

    You'll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require..."

    Get dressed ye married gentlemen,
    Let nothing through this May.
    ..Good tidings we bring to you and your kid

    Fleas naughty dog,
    There's fleas on your dad,
    Fleas naughty dog,
    Protect us and the fleas from my dad.


    I don't think I'll ever forget Mary Ann Bright now, LOL, or George!



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  2. Pianowoman

    Pianowoman New Member

    I laughed so hard; these are really funny. Thanks for giving us some light moments. We need them!
    Kathy.
  3. ggks

    ggks New Member

  4. unbalanced

    unbalanced New Member

    I love it! Thanks for sharing, I think we all can remember getting the words to songs mixed up, & replacing original lyrics! Kid's are so funny & a joy to us all!!
  5. Mar19

    Mar19 New Member

    These are precious!

    Reminds me of the Christmas Eve service years ago. My dd was about 3 then and absolutely *loved* singing. We were singing The First Noel and she joined in the chorus loudly, and with gusto singing "No way, no way, no way, no way...". I can still see her now, swinging her arms, her face lit up with enthusiasm. LOL

    Mar
  6. EgyptStarr

    EgyptStarr New Member

    "Fleas naughty dog,
    There's fleas on your dad,
    Fleas naughty dog,
    Protect us and the fleas from my dad."


    Still LMAO!!!!!

    Thanks for sharing! They are all great!

    ::giggling uncontrollably::

    Hugs!
    Starr

    OH, yeah..... and Thank God that Barney IS NOT the king of Israel! If he was.... God help us........

    :)

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