Friendship Pledge?????

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by bevy2most, Feb 27, 2008.

  1. bevy2most

    bevy2most New Member

    Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,
    but never actually come close to reality?

    Well, here is a pledge that actually speak of true friendship.

    1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
    against the sorry who made you that way.

    2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

    3. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

    4. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how
    much worse it could be until you quit whining.

    5. When you are confused -- I will use little words and speak slowly.

    6. When you are sick -- Stay the heck away from me until you are well
    again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.

    7. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

    8. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask?,

    Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you
    can feel the true warmth.

    And remember....when life hands you Lemons, get some tequila and salt
    and call me ASAP!

  2. kjade

    kjade New Member

    This was very funny!

    This describes me as a friend on a GOOD day! LOL!!
  3. bigmama2

    bigmama2 New Member

    that was hilarious!!!!!!!
  4. victoria

    victoria New Member

    ... there's a time for sweetness AND a time for 'tough love" friendship...!

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