FUNNY "CLEAN" JOKE FOR A NEEDED LAUGH

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by AbbeyMae, Aug 20, 2006.

  1. AbbeyMae

    AbbeyMae New Member

    SUPERMARKET "SURROUND SOUND"

    The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

    When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.

    When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

    The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

    I don't buy toilet paper there any more.



    I thought this was cute and funny, just had to share.

    Love and Hugs,

    AbbeyMae
  2. BEARANDBUGSMOM

    BEARANDBUGSMOM New Member

  3. Pianowoman

    Pianowoman New Member

    That's a cute one!

    Kathy
  4. sues1

    sues1 New Member

    Couple of times when looking at toilet paper......I read the words....."Made from recycled paper".....

    I do not know about you but I wanted to scrub my hands after having this pkg. in my hands......Yuk.......

    I know that is not what it means (where my mind took me), but in no way do I still want to purchase or use such!

    LOL.................Susan
    [This Message was Edited on 08/20/2006]