FUNNY cookie recipe! LOL

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by lenaw70, Dec 8, 2005.

  1. lenaw70

    lenaw70 New Member

    YUMMY
    Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies:

    1 cup of water
    1 tsp baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup of brown sugar
    1 tsp lemon juice
    4 large eggs
    1 cup nuts
    2 cups of dried fruit
    1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

    Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
    Take a large bowl, check the
    Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level
    cup
    and drink.

    Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large
    fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar.. Beat again. At this point
    it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup,
    just in case.

    Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
    chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off
    floor...

    Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers
    just pry lloose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for
    tonsisticity.

    Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.
    Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your
    nuts. Add table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you
    can find.

    Greash the oven.

    Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't
    forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl out, finish the
    Jose
    Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

    CHERRY MISTMAS!

  2. EgyptStarr

    EgyptStarr New Member

    TOO funny Lena! Shanks for tharing!!!


    Hugsh!
    Starr
  3. Pianowoman

    Pianowoman New Member

    I laughed so hard. This is hilarious!! I'm passing it on to my friends.

    Thanks so much

    Kathy