funny for all

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by bevy2most, Mar 12, 2008.

  1. bevy2most

    bevy2most New Member

    I recently choose a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was

    doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,

    "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"

    He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?"

    "No," I replied. "I don't do drugs either."

    Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"

    I said, "No, my other doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!"

    "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, enjoy playing golf, boating, fishing or relaxing at the beach?"

    "No, I don't," I said.

    He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"

    "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."

    He then looked at me and asked, "Then why do you give a sh*t?"

  2. victoria

    victoria New Member

    that "doc" has a point.... wonder if there is such a doctor in existence!