Funny for the day

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by bevy2most, Jan 15, 2008.

  1. bevy2most

    bevy2most New Member

    CAKE OR BED

    A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,

    HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?

    IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.

    HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?

    DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO.
    FINE, THEN THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?

    IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?

    DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?

    I DON'T THINK SO FINE, SHE SAYS THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
    TO
    THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T

    WANT TO FIX STEPS.

    HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?

    I DON'T THINK SO I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M

    GOING TO THE BAR!!!!

    SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF
    HOURS..................................

    HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO
    GO HOME AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THAT THE STEPS ARE
    ALREADY
    FIXED.

    AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.

    AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED. HONEY,
    HE
    ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?

    SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED.

    JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM. HE
    OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED

    WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE. HE SAID, SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?

    SHE REPLIED, HELLOOOOO.. DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN ON MY
    FOREHEAD?

    I DON'T THINK SO!

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  2. laceymae

    laceymae New Member

    Maybe this should be posted on the frig door next to the honey do list.
    lacey
  3. Catseye

    Catseye Member



    Hilarious, thanks!



    karen