Funny for today

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by bevy2most, Jan 16, 2008.

  1. bevy2most

    bevy2most New Member

    Irish mothers know best
    Body: Mrs. O’Brien comes to visit her son Michael for dinner...who lives with a female roommate Kathleen...

    During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Michael's roommate was (she had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious). Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Michael and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Michael volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Kathleen and I are just roommates."

    About a week later, Kathleen came to Michael saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

    So Michael sat down and wrote:

    Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
    Love, Michael

    Several days later, Michael received a response email from his Mom which read: Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Kathleen, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
    Love, Mother

    Lesson: Never lie to your Mother...especially if she's Irish
  2. victoria

    victoria New Member


    never lie to your mother, especially if she's sharp!