Getting a FLU SHOT? Something FUNNY to sing when getting it

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by victoria, Oct 20, 2008.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    sing this on your way or while waiting in the waiting room (you know it always takes at least 20-30 minutes!) to get everyone else in the mood too...

    SANITARY MAN
    by Neil Diamond
    (sung to the tune of SOLITARY MAN)

    "I'm one of the few who will stand proud and say loud:

    'Here am I - Sterile Guy!'

    I'm lookin' so sharp in my new three-piece pinstripe

    Hazmat suit-- Ain't it cute?!?

    Don't give me no pills, but until no-one sneezes

    Here in my face with their nasty diseases

    I'll be what I am...............

    A sanitary man.............

    Sanitary man .................

    a Sanitary man................"

    (not sure if this was a misheard lyric or re-written, but funny anyway!)